| FruitBat ( @ 2008-02-05 23:47:00 |
Twisted and Evil
Sometimes I am engulfed in revulsion for the marketroids who sell the products I create.
Take today's prime example - a stunted mouthbreather called "Charles 'Kramez' Kramer"
It appears that some people (shall we call them 'consumers'? Yeah, why not?) are disappointed in their $400 'next gen' purchase of a Playstation 3. After being advertised to about the stunning powah of the machine, some are - to say the least - not particularly gruntled to discover that when they insert their expensive game into their expensive console, they are then treated to a completely inexplicable 25 minute delay. Over to 'Kramez' for the lowdown: [Source Blog]
Naturally, 'Kramez' is defending the indefensible. A 25 minute install time is evidence of incorrigible incompetence on the part of the devteam. Since other PS3 games don't require this, we now know that Capcom employ monkeys.
Sometimes I am engulfed in revulsion for the marketroids who sell the products I create.
Take today's prime example - a stunted mouthbreather called "Charles 'Kramez' Kramer"
It appears that some people (shall we call them 'consumers'? Yeah, why not?) are disappointed in their $400 'next gen' purchase of a Playstation 3. After being advertised to about the stunning powah of the machine, some are - to say the least - not particularly gruntled to discover that when they insert their expensive game into their expensive console, they are then treated to a completely inexplicable 25 minute delay. Over to 'Kramez' for the lowdown: [Source Blog]
Hey, all. It’s true: the first time you drop your DMC4 Blu-Ray disc into your PS3 tray, you’re going to be treated to an exciting 22 - 25 minute load process as the disc spins a few gigs of data onto your hard drive. While the game is loading, you get to watch a really nifty series of screens that completely catch you up on the DMC4 backstory. Think of it as compressing the last three “seasons” into a single info blast, accompanied by some fantastic DMC artwork. It’s great for those new to the series and also a good refresher to serious fans (you can also check out all these screens again later in the Library mode).Remember, this is a grown man playing the corporate stooge. He cares nothing for the game, for the consumer - hell, even for the company. He is a pure-bred liar, otherwise known as a PR / Marketing employee. As the Prophet Hicks said - "seriously, kill yourselves".
If you don’t want to watch the “Previously, on Devil May Cry…” portion of the install process, go make a sandwich and grab a soda, then come on back. You’re going to be spending some serious time with this game, and we don’t want you going hungry. Low blood sugar will make you dizzy and you’ll need to be focused like an Alan Parsons Project to defeat the enemies in this game.
Wah! The game takes 20 minutes to install the first time. Wah! Have you ever played a PC game? At least we aren’t making you shuffle multiple discs into a ROM drive, or continuously click “Yes!” on a series of endless Windows dialog boxes.
Naturally, 'Kramez' is defending the indefensible. A 25 minute install time is evidence of incorrigible incompetence on the part of the devteam. Since other PS3 games don't require this, we now know that Capcom employ monkeys.